Watch this trailer first:

If you’re a die-hard Twilighter, you already knew what New Moon has to offer the world. Another major Twilight character, Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner), is about to dominate the second installation of the saga and mostly likely give Edward Cullen (Rob Pattinson) real competition. And with a new director taking over, and probably a budget that’s enough to cover vampire make-up and appetite suppressant for a constipated-looking Jasper, expect that this one is going to be quite different from the first one. It seems like New Moon the movie will stay faithful to its book version minus the cheese.

Or am I fooling myself? Let’s see.