Hi. I just woke up and thought of answering the longest Christmas meme ever. Pilfered from somewhere.

Favorite Christmas…
01. Non-Jesus-related song? Last Christmas
02. Jesus-related song? Hark the Herald Angel Sing
03. Santa-related song? Up on the Housetop by Jackson 5
04. Fictional character? Aslan
05. Dinner’s main course? Roasted chicken
06. Dinner’s dessert? Fruit salad
07. Scent (pine, gingerbread, candles…)? lavender
08. Animated movie? Polar Express
09. Non-animated movie? The Holiday
10. Personal memory? Christmas carols on the streets
11. Story/Fairy Tale? The story of the first Christmas

This or That
12. Candy cane or peppermint patties? Candy cane
13. Sugar or gingerbread cookies? Gingerbread
14. Tinsel or beaded strands? Tinsel
15. Multi-colored or same-colored lights? Multi-colored
16. Flashing or still lights? Flashing
17. Wreaths or mistletoe/holly? Wreaths
18. Rudolph or Frosty? Rudolph
19. Sledding or snowball fights? Sledding
20. Snow or ice/icicles? Snow
21. Snow hat or earmuffs? Earmuffs
22. Getting or giving? Giving
23. Snow days or plow trucks? I wish we have snow
24. Stockings or presents? Presents
25. Cookies & milk or letter to Santa? Cookies and milk
26. Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Christmas eve
27. Log Burning Channel or real thing? I’ve seen log burning channel, too artificial. I go for the real thing.
28. Cards or emails? Cards.
29. Shoveling or cleaning off the car? I haven’t experienced both.
30. The Inn’s manger or the animals? Animals.
31. Mary & Joseph or The Wise Men? Mary and Joseph.
32. Hot cocoa or eggnog? Hot cocoa.
33. Jack Frost or Little Drummer Boy? Little Drummer boy.

Yay or.. Ugh
34. Holiday shopping? yay.
35. Icy roads? ugh.
36. Limited driving visibility? ugh.
37. Christmas carolers. yay.
38. Mall Santas? yay.
39. Salvation Army Santas? yay.
40. Blizzards? ugh.
41. 24/7 Holiday radio? yay.
42. Freezing cold? ugh.
43. Setting up the tree? yay.
44. Wrapping presents? yay.
45. Visiting/seeing family? nyay. (hehe)
46. Ad-Lib on “Rudolph…” Huh?
47. Free mint red/white candy? yay.
48. Belief in Santa Claus? Just fine.
49. Chocolate countdown calendar? Would love to see one.
50. Peeking at your gifts (or by accident)? ugh.
51. Making out with Santa under the mistletoe? ugh.
52. Decorated houses? yay.
53. Extreme decorated houses? yay.
54. White Christmas morning? yay.
55. Searching for ornaments in the attic? ugh.
56. Santa knowing when you’re sleeping and awake? Doesn’t matter.

Name That Tune
57. “Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling.” Sleigh ride
58. “Good tidings for Christmas and a happy New Year.” We wish you a merry Christmas
59. “The lights are turned way down low…” Is that Stylistics? Lol.
60. “In the meadow we can build a snowman.” Ha! I don’t know.
61. “Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!” Jingle Bells
62. “Remember, Christ, our Savior was born on Christmas Day.” God rest ye, merry gentlemen
63. “Not only green when summer’s here, but also when ’tis cold and drear.” London
64. “And Heaven, and Heaven and nature sing.” Joy to the world!
65. “Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la la.” Deck the halls
66. “Down through the chimney with lots of toys…” Up on the housetop
First Thought That Comes To Mind When You Hear…
67. Snowflake! I missed it!
68. Pinecones! Ellingham Road
69. Elves! Orlando Bloom? Haha
70. Sleigh! Father Christmas
71. Presents! Ribbons and boxes
72. Cookies! Cookie Monster
73. Misletoe! Kiss
74. Rudolph! Red nose.
75. Blizzard! Dairy Queen
76. School’s Canceled! Movie time!!!
77. Ice Skating! Cutting Edge
78. Santa’s Lap! Huge haha
79. Black Friday! Superstition
80. God’s Son! Jesus
81. Melting Snow! Global warming
82. Lumps of Coal! Inihaw na bangus
83. Nutcracker! Macaulay Culkin
84. Ho Ho Ho! Santa
85. North Pole! Northern Lights

What’s a Winter Activity YOU Do…
86. …In the snow by yourself? Unfortunately, I’ve never seen snow.
87. …Inside by yourself? Read and write
88. …In a public place (with/alone)? Watch people.
89. …With friends/family in the snow at home? Probably stay indoors
90. …With friends/family inside at home? Watch HBO

Grade/Rate Holiday Movies A – F
91. A Christmas Story. They say it flopped
92. How The Grinch Stole Christmas? B
93. The Santa Clause? B.
94. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer? Didn’t see this one.
95. Frosty The Snowman? Neither.
96. Home Alone. A
97. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Uh.
98. Elf. C
99. Miracle on 34th Street. Hmm.
100. A Charlie Brown Christmas. Nada.

The ____ Present You’ve Received?
101. Most expensive? Marithe Francois Girbaud bag.
102. Ugliest? Calendar.
103. Worthless? Hmm.
104. Most-wanted (personally)? A good planner.
105. Most-wanted/popular (media frenzy)? David Cook CD, Anoretix
106. Unwanted? All wanted.
107. Never-used? The necklace and earrings set I bought last year in London.
109. Biggest (size)? Bayo sleeveless sweater
110. Most meaningful? A book given to me before by someone special

Christmas At My House…(one or the other)
111. Tree is fake/real? No tree
112. Tree is under/above 4′? No tree
113. Open presents Christmas Eve/Day? Regardless
114. House/entire yard is decorated? Just blinking lights outside
115. Amount of presents under the tree? They’re gone now.
116. Snowman is a male/female? Bi
117. Go for Santa/Jesus? Christmas is never about Santa.
118. Homemade/delivered/takeout Christmas dinner? If mom’s not cooking, I go for take away.
119. Bedtime is before/after midnight? After midnight, or never at all.
120. Wake-up is before/after 7am? After.
121. Go/don’t go to church on Christmas? We don’t have church service on Christmas Day.
122. Pray & sing Happy Birthday/do nothing before bed? Read and pray.
123. Do shopping before/after Thanksgiving? After
124. Low-key/over the top decorations (inside and out)? Very few low-key

Have You Ever?
125. Built a snowman? No
126. Heard Santa’s sleigh? In the movies, yes
127. Seen Santa & Rudolph in the sky? In my dreams
128. Sat on Santa’s lap? Can’t remember
129. Shoveled the driveway/sidewalk? No
130. Made snow angels? No
131. Built a fort/igloo? No
132. Wrote a Christmas list? All the time
133. Wrote a letter to Santa? No
134. Left cookies/milk for Santa & reindeer? Yes, when I was a kid
135. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No
136. Went caroling? Yes
137. Got hurt during the winter season? Luckily I did not.
138. Gone ice skating/sledding? Neither
139. Kissed under a mistletoe? That I have to find out soon
140. Experienced/saw a miracle happen? We are all God’s miracles
141. Get everything you wanted for Christmas? Not exactly
142. Cooked/baked? All fine with me

Complete The Line
143. “Jolly Old Saint Nicholas, lean your ___ this way.” Hmm…
144. “And children listen to hear ___ bells in the snow.” sleigh
145. “And on every street ___ you’ll hear silver bells.” Corner
146. “O night divine, O night when Christ was ___.” Born
147. “All I want for Christmas is my ___ front teeth.” two
148. “It’s beginning to ___ a lot like Christmas.” look
149. “Round yon virgin ___ and child.” mother
150. “Sing praises to our Heavenly ____.” Father

Christmas 101
151. Color of Rudolph’s nose? Red.
152. Jesus’ Virgin Mother? Mary.
153. What made Frosty come to life? I don’t know
154. Two main colors of Christmas? red and green
155. Does Mrs. Claus have a first name? Maybe
156. Where does Santa live? North Pole
157. True love gave what on the second day of Christmas? two turtle doves
158. What kind of nuts are roasting on an open fire? chestnuts

Make Up Your Own Christmas Tale
159. Once upon a time, there was a: girl 160. Who couldn’t stop: working
161. After a while, she fell asleep next to a: taxi driver
162. When she woke, there was: a commotion (they got hit by a truck)
163. Thanks to them, Christmas break: and everyone is in a good mood.

How Does He Do It?
162. Get down the chimney? He slimmed down
163. Deliver presents all over the world? That’s FedEx
164. Get so fat and still act so jolly? He’s been eating much
165. Recruit reindeer for sleigh-pulling lessons? Posted an ad.
166. Provide compensation for elves making toys? Good revenue stream from making toys
167. Stay unseen from the rest of the world? Invisibility cloak

Would It Still Be Christmas Without…
168. Candy canes? yes
169. Snow? yes
170. Stores opening at 5am? yes
171. Winter vacation? yes
172. Visiting family & friends? yes
173. Fake Santas? yes
174. Christmas trees? yes
175. New holiday movies? yes
176. Getting holiday greeting cards/email? yes
177. Holiday tunes? yes

Share Your Stories in 1 Sentence
178. The best Christmas you’ve had. There are lots, each Christmas is different from the other.
179. The most upsetting Christmas you’ve had? Last year. I was out of job.
180. One hilarious Christmas blooper? None so far.

True Or False
181. You prefer to stay inside where it’s warm? true
182. You’ve given something (or $) to charity? true
183. You spent more than what people spent on you? true
184. You like to take your time opening presents? true
185. The thing you want most this year costs $100+? Laptop!!!
186. You expect to get more than 10 presents this year? Not really.
187. You’re a Scrooge/Grinch? false
188. Christmas = snow? false.
189. You know the lyrics to more than 25 Christmas songs? Not exactly

Grab Bag
190. Three best things about Christmas? Long vacation. Malls. Food.
191. Worst Christmas song? I have to hear one yet.
192. If you were a Christmas character, who would you be? I’ve always wanted to be Tinkerbell.
193. What type of decoration should stop being made? Sub-standard Christmas lights from China.
194. Tastiest holiday treat? Pizza…ha ha.
195. Favorite pop culture/stereotypical Christmas icon (noun)? Santa Claus
196. Know how to make cookies/brownies/cake from scratch? No.
197. Ever cut your mouth on a candy cane/candy? No. Just paper cuts.
198. What other culture would you like to experience Christmas with? Have it in the UK.
199. What kind of pattern/pictures do you like on your wrapping paper? Simple designs, more trees.
200. Will you make a Christmas picture for your blog/website/profile? I’m hoping for a Christmas template.